| The StarPoet Newsletter Vol. X, No. XLVII (November 22, 2009 C.E.) |
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| Copyright © Lisa Jain Thompson 1948-2009. Back issues are in the Newsletter Section of the StarPoet website. Visit my contact page and get in touch. |
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I have no fondness for 22 November: a young president, bullets, and a Thanksgiving gone terribly wrong. I would do without this day. |
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You can wait 'til twenty-one to get cervical cancer |
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Lisa Jain Thompson c. 2009 CE |
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If men had mammary glands, every post office would offer free annual mammograms. -- LJT |
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| Before the augmentin took effect |
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Propped Up By Will |
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Eyes closing, The world outside passses by |
| — Lisa Jain Thompson (November 2009) |
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My general impression is that the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force feels that younger women should not let anybody near their breasts unless they plan is to have sex. -- Gail Collins |
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| As the Kleenix runs out |
| Before I Sneeze |
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If I die before I sneeze, |
| — Lisa Jain Thompson (November 2009) |
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| tying it all together, piece by piece |
| Portrait of the Poet as a Young Girl |
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When I was young, I'm not sure how my mother took all of this, If only I had told everyone |
| — Lisa Jain Thompson (November 2009) |
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You have a building on fire, and it's got a bunch of firemen inside. There are not enough firemen to put it out. You have to send in more or you have to leave. It is not appropriate to stand outside pontificating about not taking lightly the responsibility of sending firemen into harm's way. Either put in enough firemen to put the fire out or get out of the house. -- David Kilcullen |
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| the reality of this reality |
| Into The Abyss |
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Into the great coughing abyss Tomorrow's slow creep tidals over |
| — Lisa Jain Thompson (November 2009) |
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The U.S. Postal Service is dropping a popular effort begun in 1954 in the small Alaska town of North Pole, where volunteers open and respond to thousands of letters addressed to Santa each year. Replies come with North Pole postmarks. Postal Service officials said they are tightening rules in such programs nationwide after a postal worker in Maryland recognized a volunteer in the agency's Operation Santa program as a registered sex offender. North Pole Mayor Doug Isaacson agreed that caution is necessary to protect children. But he's outraged the North Pole program should be affected by a sex offender's actions on the East Coast . |
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| stripping away veneer |
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Four Way |
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Four way stop clusterfuck, Nary a gun or knife is drawn, |
| — Lisa Jain Thompson (November 2009) |
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| a good poem, one for Walt and the world lit survey course |
| Unfashionably Whitman |
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I seem to be walking hand in hand with Whitman, |
| — Lisa Jain Thompson (November 2009) |
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The observance of Thanksgiving Day--as a function--has become general of late years. The Thankfulness is not so general. This is natural. Two-thirds of the nation have always had hard luck and a hard time during the year, and this has a calming effect upon their enthusiasm. -- Mark Twain |
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| olive oil runs deep |
| Cuore di Palermo |
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Take my garlicked, artichoke heart: As long as tomatoes are deep sugar red |
| — Lisa Jain Thompson (November 2009) |
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| marking time |
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November, 2 A. M. |
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2 A. M., no sign of sleep, |
| — Lisa Jain Thompson (November 2009) |
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Get ready fight fans. The Heavyweight match of the decade is fast approaching. And yes, I'm talking about the President of the United States climbing into the ring with the GOP Senate. Kid Activist versus the Beltway Octopus. The result of this upcoming main event showdown over health care reform will determine who wears the DC championship belt and who gets a one- way ticket to Palookaville. Forever scaring children with their freakishly engorged cauliflower ears. The suspicion in certain circles is that POTUS might have bitten off more opponent than 60 Mike Tysons could chew. Not so much outclassed as mis- trained. After all, he only rose to this lofty perch by vanquishing what can best be described as an entire grocery shelf of tomato cans: Bill Richardson. John Edwards. Hillary Clinton. John McCain. The Glass Jaw Express. Hardly the training regimen necessary to deal with some of the most brutal and barbaric brawlers in history. A point of pride for the most deliberative body in the world. You see this happen to fighters all the time. They slice through a lower weight class like a serrated knife through foie gras then move up too fast, only to find themselves kissing more canvas than a Spanish busload of Pablo Picasso groupies. If the Peter Principle traipsed around in satin trunks and fat red gloves, it would look a lot like this. -- Will Durst |
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| one for the season |
| Giving Thanks |
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For what am I thankful Shall I give thanks for the food I eat? Should I be thankful for having a job? But I am eternally grateful for my wife and partner |
| — Lisa Jain Thompson (November 2009) |
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| at last, Starpoet |
| To The Stars, Rising |
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Leaping along time with Star Trek, Three children ago, the voyage began |
| — Lisa Jain Thompson (November 2009) |
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Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to be thankful for -- annually, not oftener -- if they had succeeded in exterminating their neighbors, the Indians, during the previous twelve months instead of getting exterminated by their neighbors, the Indians. Thanksgiving Day became a habit, for the reason that in the course of time, as the years drifted on, it was perceived that the exterminating had ceased to be mutual and was all on the white man's side, consequently on the Lord's side; hence it was proper to thank the Lord for it and extend the usual annual compliments. -- Mark Twain |
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| Copyright © Lisa Jain Thompson 1948-2009. Back issues are in the Newsletter Section of the StarPoet website. Visit my contact page and get in touch. |

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